Do you like beautiful young college girls, but find yourself unable to impress them or score because you have nothing in common? College Counselorz can help. All you have to do is find out where the girl you've got your eye on goes to school, and we'll deliver crucial details on that school so you can pretend you're a fellow student or recent grad, and bond with her. And once she trusts you, it's on.

College Counselorz will give you info on a wide range of school facts, from general facts like names of dorms and quads, to more specific facts, like the best pizza in town (you could have a flirty little argument about that!!!), to the toughest profs, to the best stairwells in the library in which to get stoned — information that no one except someone who went to that school could ever know!

Participation

Once you determine where she goes to college, just pretend you're responding to a text or something as you actually type her school's name into our database. Then use our spin wheel to quickly find details on whatever you want. As the conversation turns, just spin the wheel to find fun facts that will convince her you have enough in common to make her want you.

Benefits

College Counselorz is the brainchild of two guys fed up with not having anything to talk about when they were trying to pick up girls on spring break. "We were at Nikki Beach with all these hot spring breakers, but it was really hard to talk to them. The conversation pretty much ended with 'where do you go to school?'" Necessity is the mother of invention, and College Couselorz is the result. The app is so effective, the creators of College Couselorz constantly use their own app to score with beautiful college girls!

Requirements

College Counselorz will provide you with information on topics like:

  • Sports rituals
  • Campus bars: which greeks hang at which bars, nightly specials at the most popular bars, best pool tables, cheapest beer in town, special nights at local bars, e.g., two PBRs for a buck on Mondays at Stucky's, Wednesdays at Giddyup's is flip night!
  • Greek Detail: which greeks are preps, jocks, nerds; which greeks to make fun of; which sorority has the fattest girls, sluttiest girls, trendiest girls; which frat has the fattest guys; bitter rivalries between different sororities; most recent frat fights
  • Best stairway in the library to get stoned in
  • Easy profs
  • Tough classes
  • Which grad student writes the best cheat papers
  • Which bars are tough/easy on IDs
  • What's the cheap keg that all the frats buy
  • Name of school paper
  • Favorite weekend drinking trips
  • Dorm/Dining Hall names
  • Worst/Best meals in dining halls
  • Famous graduates

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